The Alien vs The Freak

Alt Title: "Slender Man vs The Greek"

Tonight is the only game all year we will see the two players with the league's simplest last names, Victor Wembanyama and Giannis Antetokounmpo, face off on the court. For those who have the streaming service Max, the game will be on there starting at 6:30 PM CST.

Wemby was injured the last time the Bucks and Spurs met, and San Antonio actually did a decent job of making things competitive through most of the night, but Milwaukee is a title contending team and looked like it down the stretch.

This time around I think it will be more of an ass whooping, even with Victor present, because the Spurs just have too many rotation pieces out with injury. BUT it's always worth it for the chance to see stuff like this:

In the end, it's just basketball… which is good enough for me… but it's a little more fun when you see the evolution of the human body manifest in front of you in the form of these extraordinary beings.